My jokes.

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Joke #1: What do you call a school bus full of American children? Answer: A Twinkie
Joke #2: Why did the chicken cross the road? Answer: How am I suppost to know?
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Joke #3: Toasters. Yes. I like toast. They're great, the toasters, but they have a little turney-button-thing on the side. It's called a turney-button-thing. And it lies to us. Because it has numbers from 1 to 6 and they lie to us. No, really. You put toast in, set it on 4, a few moments later it comes out, and it's 3 toast. Not 4 toast, 3 toast. Not what you wanted so you put it in the bag of bread. Put another piece of bread in, set it on 5, a few moments later it comes out burned. 6 toast. Completely garbage. Throw it in the bin. It's like the toaster wants it to stay in. It's like "Come on, stay down. Go for the burn. No pain, no gain. No socks, no shoes. No hair, no haircuts." Toast gets stuck in the toaster, and you're not suppost to use a knife in the toaster. BUT IT'S YOUR TOASTER! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! *Inserts knife into toaster and shouts random things. A few moments later inserts forks and spoons.* It's still in there. So there's only 1 thing to do. First you grab a sledgehammer, then you put the toaster in the bath, then you smash it. *Smashes toaster* You get your toast, and it's burned. 6 toast.
Joke #4: You know the same people who made toasters also made showers. Because they have a turney-button-thing as well. And it also lies to us. You turn it one way and it's hot, turn it another way and it's cold. But the possition that everyone likes it between here, *holds out hand like gripping the turney-button-thing* and here. *Rotates hand slightly* Yes. 1 nano-millimeter away from burning hot to fantasticly freezing.
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BUT IT'S YOUR TOASTER! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! My favorite part.

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i didn't read 3 or 4 cause i couldn't be f*cked :L