Corrupt a Wish

Corrupt a Wish

The first post makes a wish and the next post has to add an ironic and funny concequence to that wish and also make a wish of his/her own

EXAMPLE:
ilvon: I wish i was rich
Somefatdude: But your loved ones leave you

I'll start
I wish for a candy bar.

Um... you will get fat like Somefatdude.
plus that's your second wish so you will have only 1 left and i think ill use it

I wish i got my drivers licence.

But after you get it you crash the car in your house.
Also you don't have a limit to how many wishes you can make
I wish for my mum to finally find a job

Your mum got scammed and works all day and gets 1 dollar every 9 hours.
I wish for a new car.

you get that car but crash it into your grandma and kill her on her 90th birthday

i wish to own Microsoft

You accidently sign over ownership of microsoft to someone who then gets rich fast because of that and he rubs his money in your face.

I wish i could fly.

One day you were flying and then got sucked into a jet engine and died

I wish that i had the brain power of Einsten and Steven Hawkins

(i think i spelt Einsten wrong )

But unfortunately you are a penguin with small brain.

I wish that i had a cookie, im fuckin starving.

The cookie was poisoned by a penguin

I wish that sam would stop having earthquakes

Unofortunatly sam gets hurricanes instead.
I wish for a free minecraft premium account.

You get a free account from your friend because he said he doesn't play it any more & you get caught by the FBI for stealing people's personal information

I wish for sam's internet to be all good after earthquakes

Sam's internet then became so good that when he downloaded a texturepack, his internet got cocky and downloaded it 5000000000000 times and crashed his computer.

I wish i was able to turn invisible.

You turn invincible and then when you go to school your parents get phoned up for truenting

I wish some faggot didn't hack my email account

Um.... your account doesn't get hacked but you forget the password for it :L

I wish I was the only boy on earth

Human race will die because only MEN can get women pregnant. :L

I wish my internet worked.

Your Internets start working and then another earthquake hits Japan and you die because you got AIDs because you had sex with a walrus

I wish that i could make a wish

Well... your wish came true... you can now make wishes. Yeah.. not saying any of them will come true

I wish i was a ghost that could take control of anything by flying into it.

You accidently fly into a Fat dude and get stuck in his body.
I wish that I could have my own minecraft classic server. (cause im on a mac)

Yea Sam, I Hope That Too

Tegue wrote:You accidently fly into a Fat dude and get stuck in his body.
I wish that I could have my own minecraft classic server. (cause im on a mac)

But some hacker griefs your whole server and you can't ban him
I wish i had a better computer (Since this one is only 1.50 GB ram)

Well you got an extremely good computer but it over heats because it doesnt have liquid cooling.

I wish i broke into someones house at night when they were sleeping and sniffed them.

You break into the persons house but there house has alarms so as you enter there triggered and the police come and sniff you.

I wish i had a better computer.

Your computer has a superior AI sense and kills you in your sleep.
I wish I was woman.

You become a women but you have your vagina removed because you turned super sluty and it was the only way to make sure you didn't make any more asain babies

I wish i was able to ride a kangaroo

But unfortunately the kangaroo is only a baby and you crush it when riding it.
I wish I had a MILLION DOLLARS